Wake up with a spritz instead of a sip! Introducing "Where Have You Bean All My Life?"—the coffee vanilla spray that perks you up just like your morning coffee.
Vanilla's been scarce for a decade, thanks to global warming and Big Chocolate hogging it all. But we’ve snagged the real stuff, blending it with rich coffee notes to bring you a spray that's almost as good as the real deal.
Yeah, we know—we’re awesome.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Real Vanilla? In this economy? Oh yes! It’s as rare as a day without coffee.
- Contains pure Coffee essential oil cold pressed from the world's finest beans. Warm and invigorating, the coffee aroma will make you want to skip the brewing and start spritzing.
- Perfect for everything—your home, office, or even that special spot where you pretend to be productive.
- No beans harmed in the making—just a lot of clever puns.
Why settle for a plain old spray when you can have the scent that’s “bean” missing from your life? Grab your bottle of "Where Have You Bean All My Life?" now, before it’s all gone! (Remember the vanilla shortage? Yeah, it’s still a thing.)
Ingredients:
Distilled Water, Alcohol, Coconut oil, Essential Oils of Coffee (Coffea arabica L), Benzoin Styrax tonkinesis), and Vanilla (Vanilla planifolia), Vitamin E and Rosemary Seed Extract.
