Purple People Pleaser Rollie — Powerful Limited-Time Lavender Legend
A roll-on straight from the vault of legends — back stronger, better than before....all the Purple People Pleaser power you love, Just swipe, sniff, and enjoy. Pair with the spray version to solve all of the world's problems.
What’s in it?
100% Organic French Lavender Essential Oil
Fractionated Coconut Oil (so it rolls smooth, not sticky)
No chemical weirdness, just the extra, extra of OG oil doing its thing
What does it do?
Honestly? What doesn’t it do.
Rolls you into dreamland faster than late-night Netflix auto play
Calms your brain before it melts down
Puts minor burns + sunburns on mute
Relieves itches, scratches, bites, & Boo-Boos
Sends pests packing (mosquitos fear the purple)
Makes stress think twice before stepping up
Smells like instant lavender serenity in your pocket
Why you need it
Because your pits, wrists, temples — they all deserve purple power
Gift it to literally anyone (lavender haters included, they’ll cave)
Kid-safe, pup-safe, pregnancy-safe
Perfect for travel, gym bags, glove compartments, and “I need calm now” emergencies
Pro Tip
Swipe it on your wrists, temples, or even a touch under your nose. Take a deep breath. That’s not relaxation you’re feeling — that’s Purple People Pleaser rolling your stress into oblivion.
10 mL / 0.33 oz | Amber glass roll-on bottle | Your lavender pocket-legend